Subject: Fwd: MEN


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> > Men are like ........ Laxatives ......
> > They irritate the shit out of you.
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> > Men are like ....... Bananas ......
> > The older they get,the less firm they are.
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> > Men are like ....... Vacations ......
> > They never seem to be long enough.
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> > Men are like ........ Weather ......
> > Nothing can be done to change them.
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> > Men are like ........ Blenders ......
> > You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
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> > Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars
> > Sweet, smooth,& they usually head right for your hips.
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> > Men are like ........ Coffee ..... The best ones are
> > rich,warm, & can keep you up all night long.
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> > Men are like ........ Commercials .....
> > You can't believe a word they say.
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> > Men are like ........ Department Stores
> > Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
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> > Men are like ........ Government Bonds
> > They take soooooooo long to mature.
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> > Men are like ........ Mascara ......
> > They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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> > Men are like ........ Popcorn ......
> > They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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> > Men are like ........ Snowstorms ......
> > You never know when they're coming,how many inches
> > you'll get or how long it will last.
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> > Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ......
> > Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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> > Men are like ........ Parking Spots
> > All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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