(butter pecan ice cream) What's perfect for breakfast on a hot summer Saturday?

well worn chaps

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Private party
Making dinner
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What would be a good outfit for the guy to wear at a Bachelorette party?

CFNM

What is " the abbrivation for Can Find New Man! a state of mind every woman needs to have and beleive when alone..?"

on a date: bring flowers or no flowers

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

What is the burning question first time "Johns" of high priced call-girls wrestle with?

Bitch Slap or Love Tap

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What are two approaches for getting a partner's attention ... one when wanting the balls licked and one when wanting the balls kicked. Guess which is which.

Sunny skies, light breeze, and a soft blanket.

What are 3 great things for setting the mood for sex outdoors.

Short skirt and sandle season.

(Girls...If you going to wear a short skirt, please don't forget to leave your panties at home!)

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Do any of you girls like cowboys?



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What is the one thing that keeps guys from going to the upper level of two story malls; and, what is the other thing that gets people with a foot fetish all hot and bothered?

SALE!

what is the four letter word that can start a female stampede at the mall.

Mocha flavored coffee

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Do any of you girls like cowboys?



I'm at work and the firewall won't let me chat, Sigh...PM's and e-mail ok

What is it called when coffee just isn't coffee anymore?

Hot crossed buns.

What is " What your buns looks and feels like after Lilith has spanked you all night long in a criss cross patern?"


ooooohhhhhh, aaaaaawwwwww, and "oh shit"

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

What's said after a passionate session when someone turns the light on and you realize you're with the wrong partner.

Hippity Hop Hippity Hop

What is the sound Peter Cotton Tail makes when he comes hoppin down the bunny trail?"

red,blue,yellow,and green

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

what are the colors on twister

Who said I love the smell of Naplam in the morning and what movie is it from

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just give me one more moon dance my love, love the one your with if you cant love the one you love JUST DO IT at least once in life.

I really don't know, but was it Robin WIlliams and a line from Good Morning Vietnam?

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.

What are the first lines of the MadHatter followed by"my girl didn't wait, she has gone now and I have to masturbate!"

tadpole.

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