09-19-2002, 12:51 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is a horny madam toad wading in where male frogs haven't feared to spread?
A mouth, a cock, an orgasm
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09-19-2002, 05:12 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What is the outcome of a good blow job???
Tv, hockey and beer
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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09-19-2002, 05:21 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
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what are three thing to do if you arn't having sex
sex, drug and rock and roll
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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09-19-2002, 08:52 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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What 3 things do you need to have a good weekend in the woods?
A tisket, a tasket, and brown and yellow basket
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-19-2002, 09:15 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Where does DildoDiva keep her toys?
A Big Mac, A Whopper, and a Big Beef Burrito Supreme
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09-19-2002, 10:44 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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What sounds good to eat every night at exactly 10:30?
loud, willing, beautiful, and shiny
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-20-2002, 01:43 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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An erect cock with an attitude ...
horny, hard and happy
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09-20-2002, 01:52 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What do I wish my husband was/is? <sigh!>
A black light, Jefferson Airplane, and love beads
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09-20-2002, 04:15 AM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
Posts: 5,656
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What were your best ever buys at a car boot sale?
Many times, but this is the first with an aardvark.
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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09-20-2002, 06:07 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What is taking my pet for a walk on it's leash?
Motown, Nasville, and Branson
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09-20-2002, 06:33 AM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
Posts: 5,656
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What did the Beverly Hillbillies name their triplets?
Bent over a picture of Lara Croft
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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09-20-2002, 12:21 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
Posts: 1,113
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What is a picture of scaffolding?
handcuffs and hand lotion.
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09-20-2002, 12:46 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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What are gifts every lady needs for her bithday?
Flowing orgasms and candles
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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09-20-2002, 12:50 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,568
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What is the perfect 3 day weekend?
~sunglasses and antibiotics
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09-20-2002, 12:57 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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What you need after a long night with a hardcore mistress?
Camera, 100 naked women and a box of cookies.
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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