For the Raffi lovers among us, here is one song I've sung to all my little ones... with my own spin on it.


It's mine and you can't have some
No way I'm gonna share it
Cuz if I share it with you
You'll have some too

(and then of course, they'd sing it the right way, explain it to me, and "straighten me out" )

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

**bump**

C'mon pixies, tell me YOUR song.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

From the late Mr Sinatra...

"You make me Egg Foo Yung"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I always liked ...

Stake me out on the ant hill,
Stake me out in the sun.
Smear me with honey and leave me there,
Twon't be long till my bones are stripped bare,
For chomp, chomp, chomp little ants do ...
Until they've eaten their fill ...
And there's one,
two,
three million ants on the old ant hill.

...and don't forget

On top of spagetti
All covered cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door

It rolled into the garden
And under a bush
Now my poor meatball
Is nothing but mush....

I don't know who sings it and don't know much of the song (I know.... duhhh) but one line is: "because of you I screen my phone calls"..... I swear I hear: "because of you I scream my balls off".

LOL Is that song by No Doubt? now I'm singing it your way

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Remember Lorne Green's "Ringo"?

He lay face down in the desert sand

clutching his penis in his hand . . . .

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I'm embarrassed now, because I've been butchering songs for longer than most here have been alive...but now, at the moment, I can't remember any of them...

rest assured, they'll start coming back to me sometime when I'm away from the puter & unable to turn on a radio to drown them out

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

A friend of mine went on a double date after fixing up her close girl friend with her boyfriends visiting cousin.

On the way home, my friend hears her girl friend in the back seat singing along with the radio.......... almost.
This was back in the 80's I guess. Part of the song was: "feelings.... oh oh oh feelings..... <yada yada yada>.... nothing more then feelings..... <etc>" Her friend was singing: "Felix.... oh oh oh Felix...." Boy did she ever get a razzing for that!!

Peter Gabriel
In Your Eyes Lyrics

in your thighs
the light the heat
in your thighs
I am complete
in your thighs
I see the doorway to a thousand churches
in your thighs
the resolution of all the fruitless searches
in your thighs
I see the light and the heat
in your thighs
oh, I want to be that complete
I want to touch the light
the heat I see in your thighs

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

Pink Floyd
Another Brick in the Wall Part II (the "we don't need no education" song)

"If ya don't beat yer meat, ya can't make any pudding!
How can ya make any pudding if ya don't beat yer meat?!?"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! The Wall will never be the same!!!!!!


(((I am litterally rolling on the ground with laughter)))


((((((((((scotz))))))))))))))

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

A little seasonal bump for this thread (& inspired a little by DB):



We Wish You a Hairy Mistress

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I am not!!!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas