Song Butchery
 

Everyone has a song they've re-written the opening line of.

My favourite is the Dean Martin perennial "That's amore".

"When the fish hits the dish with a terrible squish

It's a moray."

What's yours?

:giggle fit: omg lol

Don't just giggle, tell me YOUR song.

Acting funny and I don't know why....'scuse me while I Kiss this guy.......

<---is right there with her ^^^^ :D

I'll be interested to hear Scotz' and PF's songs.

Another old favourite is

"All day all night Marianne

Who the hell d'you think I am, Superman?"

*tap dances across the room* I'm jeessst singin' in the rain, siiingin' in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm cumming again.

Send me the pillow that you CREAM on,so i may CUM and CREAM on it to :)

From You ain't seen nothin' yet...

She turned to me with that big brown eye... and said,
'Your pecker ain't in yet'!

American Woman....The Guess Who

Inflatable woman
You're the gal for me
Inflatable woman
You are so sexy..... :rolleyes:

All we are sayyyyy-ingg.....is "Give me some paannnnnnts" :D

:grin:

I sorta do this with a lot of songs...unintentionally...mostly...*coy look*

"More Than A Woman" The BeeGees

Bald headed woman...bald headed woman to me...


"Ticket to Ride" The Beatles

She's gotta dickie to ride...


"Song title?" Johnny Cash

I feel that train a coming...comin out my end...if I don't get to the bathroom, I'll shit myself again...


Oh Gawd...I type too much!

lmao lixy! this thread tickles me to no end.

Lixy,

See, we are not alone.