You cannot sleep in one filled with water that's not heated........(at least not, and awaken well rested and limber!!)

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~There is nothing you can do, that can't be done~

"ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE"

You shouldn't let pet unicorns lay on the bed.

It's not a good idea to have a bunch of cats on your waterbed.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

You cannot play with pins on your water bed.....so acupuncture treatments are out.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Easily use it as a source of drinking water if you wake up a bit thirsty.

You cannot use the spiked choke collar on your lover while on the waterbed.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

As long as your neck is supported by my...ummm...thigh ...We should be OK.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Well...that certainly was stimulating.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

You can never find a good rhythm on a waterbed... the waves come back and screw it up.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Put fish inside the water bed and then expect a restful night's sleep

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

LMAO.... I'll guarantee it... Put Fish in your waterbed and you will not get much sleep at all..

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hmmmm.....why do I have the sudden urge to go on a fishing trip?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

You can't perform open heart surgery on a waterbed.
Well, not and expect good results.

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

Yep.....had that problem while on vacation......

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~Tainted Love~

Oh yes you can.............. just need more practice!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........