things you can't do on a water bed!
 

let's see how many things we can think of NOT to do on a waterbed...

You definitely should NOT play lawn darts!

You most assuredly cannot slip out of your wife after having sharpened your penis to a fine point.

^^^^:eek:^^^^


It's not a good idea to wear those spiked fuck me shoes when in a waterbed.

I know. :rolleyes:


I mean, yeah...you're probably right! :D



It's not advisable to joust in your waterbed either. As a matter of fact...that one might even be on the warning label.

You can't leave the candles on the waterbed...they might burn through the plastic and cause a flood. :yikes:

It's not a good idea to play golf on your waterbed.

Osuche might find this one particularily useful...


You can't rake your waterbed. :D

That's why I spend my nekkid leaf time outside. :) Right where the neighbors' kids can see me.

You can't use any positions that require significant leverage on a waterbed.... :hot:

This is important ...

You can't flip the mattress over if you're uncomfortable. ;)

<-- Needs to do some hands-on research to determine what cannot be done. :D

Its definitely not a practical place to setup domino's

and

Its not a place for juggling torches!

You can't ice skate on your water bed. :eek:

.....at least not in the spring. :fish:

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You can't stand on your head on your water bed..

Ah from guns to bayonets WI. Your wicked. When you climb into bed with you Mrs do you cry out "Once more into the breach."?