I have a dog you can have then! Then you can have something to complain about again. Seriously though, he's a good dog. Its the other one that won't stop pissing on my dirty clothes!

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A "Pet" Peeve...

Mowing the lawn. Distracted by dog #3, only to find out, too late, that dog #1 has just pooped in front of the mower, I've run over it and it spit out the back. Thank God I wasn't wearing shorts!

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

maybe not a pet peeve, but an annoyance none the less...

certain people's mother's who don't see the good in letting their daughter fly out to meet a nice, wonderful, charming drunken guy like myself.

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"Old enough now, to change your name. When so many love you, is it the same? It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game"
-Neil Young, Cowgirl in the Sand-

"You are like a hurricane. There's calm in your eye. And I'm getting blown away, to somewhere safer where the feeling stays. I want to love you but I'm getting blown away"
-Neil Young, Like a Hurricane-

~people who cut in front of you when you're walking and they then slow to a crawl. Can't they see I'm practically a speed walker?

well if your in my car then you can hear the words and treble and stuff.



but on the outside mostly bass......but bass can be heard the farthest away.


and as far as my ears being damaged......i've had so many infections i don't think it matters anymore.

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Can't she just tell mommy she is going to visit the ocean and you are the tour guide?

i get the impression her mother wouldn't be terribly receptive to that. but i'm running out of ideas...it's worth a shot!

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"Old enough now, to change your name. When so many love you, is it the same? It's the woman in you that makes you want to play this game"
-Neil Young, Cowgirl in the Sand-

"You are like a hurricane. There's calm in your eye. And I'm getting blown away, to somewhere safer where the feeling stays. I want to love you but I'm getting blown away"
-Neil Young, Like a Hurricane-

^^^ Anything is worth a shot at this point! lol

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It's a BOY!!

What mom doesn't know can't hurt her! Couldn't you say you were going to Bible Camp or something? :halo:

Not when she's financing the trip




lol

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It's a BOY!!

i'm not there yet but i suspect that in about 10 years one of my pet peeves will be....when my kids tell me they are going one place and actually go somewhere else

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

lmfao

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LMAO... that's what I thought too... little did I know that I'd be the one doing it to them! (J/K... sorta )

Cherrypie, if Mohammed can't come to the mountain, can the mountain come to Mohammed?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

LOL

I don't even LIVE with my mom and I have to lie about my whearabouts.

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It's a BOY!!

(((hugs)))
she just worries about you lots and love you even more, hun. the most important thing in the world to her is your safety. if you were mine....i'd feel skittish about sending you away to someone i've never met, either.
moms are nerds

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose