Um...never. My sister likes that crap. Born in Kentucky or not, there's just something NOT RIGHT with something *called* grits, much less anything that looks, feels, etc., like them.

When was the last time you cut something out of the paper?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Sunday, I saw a coupon for feminine needs. Sorry guys, I know, too much information.

When was the last time you bumped into a past lover accidentally?

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Oh, wow. A month ago--today. (You're scary!)

When was the last time you used a paper clip?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

a couple of months ago - to keep my tax papers together (being an adult sucks sometimes, and I still haven't seen my refund)

When was the last time you made an impulse buy?

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Yesterday at Wal Mart....I swear, all I was after was a pack of gum ended up buying $17 worth of stuff.

When was the last time you indulged your inner child and sat down to watch a Disney movie?

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy

My last two DVD purchases: The Incredibles, and Kim Possible - So the Drama. Yesterday I watched Kim Possible. Sorry, she rocks.

When was the last time you danced naked (alone or otherwise :drool: )

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By the way, LOL at your WalMart trip. Been there SO many times!

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LMAO. I danced naked this morning.

When was the last time you changed purses/wallets?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I got a Prada wallet from Mom for Christmas. Now I'm wheedling to see if she'll give me a matching Prada purse for my birthday...

When was the last time you bought yourself something that made you feel really sexy?

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It's been a long time...too long.

When was the last time you had someone surprise you?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

My big sister sent me flowers out of nowhere on Monday. She rocks, and she totally surprised me.

When was the last time you sang in the shower?

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This morning. I sing most when I'm happy.

When was the last time you sang at work?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

long time

when was the last time you cursed a co-worker out?

Never out loud...

When was the last time you checked out a co-workers assets?

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during my last semester


When was the last time you whispered dirty secrets in someone's ear?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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