Well, for my part, I understood that second part all along. Can't speak for others.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I guess it depends on how badly you want your toes sucked.

Don't some people pay professionals for that?

I doubt there's anyone paying for their hotel rooms to be broken into, and subsequent non-consentual toe sucking to take place.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.