LOL. OMG these are too funny.
Ok most evil thing that happened to me was: Having wonderful sex. I'm on my back and I feel something poking me in the back. So I reach my hand back there and feel something lil, hard and pokey. So I am like, "baby, get up a sec". I roll over and a stupid roach was on his back humping me!! O.o Needless to say I freaked. Sex was ended in the shower.
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