Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
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> > > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG... BITES.
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> > > FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
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> > > FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
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> > > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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> > > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE...
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> > > BETTER BE A REWARD !
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> > > 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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> > > SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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> > > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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> > > NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
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> > > HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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> > > GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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> > > NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
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> > > TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING
AND
> > > FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7-- $9 PER HOUR.
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> > > JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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> > > ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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> > > OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
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> > > (AND THE BEST ONE)
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> > > FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
> > > Britannica no longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows
> > everything >>

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