Again, this one's short n sweet.

Coach Sets Sex Timetable for Players
Jul 24, 8:14 am ET

LISBON (Reuters) - Porto players are allowed to have sex the night before a game, as long as they do so before 5 p.m., manager Jose Mourinho said on Thursday.

Replying to a questionnaire in daily sports paper O Jogo, the UEFA Cup winning trainer said "only until 5 p.m., because then we have a pre-match camp."

I really don't want to know how this guy plans on enforcing this little rule

I wonder if he also coaches them thru the sex? "You miserable piece of shit! You're not pushing hard enough.."

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Communication is the key.

Did you notice he has a pre-match camp afer 5pm, meaning the players are in meetings and do not have the time.

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Yeah but what about after that camp, and overnight, that was my point.

I wouldn't mind being coached or evaluated, as long as she was cute. Er I mean.
*cough*

Hi there!

I am getting a picture of a little man sitting in a row boat with a megaphone. Stroke,Stroke, Stroke.........

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

(((one of the girls lining up at 4 pm to have sex with as much of the team as possible before 5 )))))

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

sounds interesting..strange people these people...

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-Oz

How do you enforce it?

As a coach, you enforce your rules by ensuring your athletes have enough trust, faith and belief in you and your rules. A coach shouldn't have to say "If you have sex before the game you don't get to play" or anything like that - the athlete should trust that the coach is giving that instruction for the good of the athlete and/or team's performance.

And if getting a bit of nookie is more important than performing at your best for your team, then you don't belong in that team.

Yeah, it's a cruel world. But top level sport isn't supposed to be nice.
CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

Unconfirmed report ... the athletes wear motion sensors on their dicks.






Just made that up, but it sounds like it could work.