Coach Sets Sex Timetable for Players
 

Again, this one's short n sweet.

Coach Sets Sex Timetable for Players
Jul 24, 8:14 am ET

LISBON (Reuters) - Porto players are allowed to have sex the night before a game, as long as they do so before 5 p.m., manager Jose Mourinho said on Thursday.

Replying to a questionnaire in daily sports paper O Jogo, the UEFA Cup winning trainer said "only until 5 p.m., because then we have a pre-match camp."

I really don't want to know how this guy plans on enforcing this little rule :)

I wonder if he also coaches them thru the sex? "You miserable piece of shit! You're not pushing hard enough.."

Nubian <--------:D

Did you notice he has a pre-match camp afer 5pm, meaning the players are in meetings and do not have the time.

Yeah but what about after that camp, and overnight, that was my point.

I wouldn't mind being coached or evaluated, as long as she was cute. Er I mean.
*cough*

Hi there!

I am getting a picture of a little man sitting in a row boat with a megaphone. Stroke,Stroke, Stroke.........

(((one of the girls lining up at 4 pm to have sex with as much of the team as possible before 5 )))))

sounds interesting..strange people these people...

How do you enforce it?

As a coach, you enforce your rules by ensuring your athletes have enough trust, faith and belief in you and your rules. A coach shouldn't have to say "If you have sex before the game you don't get to play" or anything like that - the athlete should trust that the coach is giving that instruction for the good of the athlete and/or team's performance.

And if getting a bit of nookie is more important than performing at your best for your team, then you don't belong in that team.

Yeah, it's a cruel world. But top level sport isn't supposed to be nice.
CasperTG

Unconfirmed report ... the athletes wear motion sensors on their dicks.






Just made that up, but it sounds like it could work. :D