Everyone has a song they've re-written the opening line of.

My favourite is the Dean Martin perennial "That's amore".

"When the fish hits the dish with a terrible squish

It's a moray."

What's yours?

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:giggle fit: omg lol

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Don't just giggle, tell me YOUR song.

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Acting funny and I don't know why....'scuse me while I Kiss this guy.......

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

<---is right there with her ^^^^

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I'll be interested to hear Scotz' and PF's songs.

Another old favourite is

"All day all night Marianne

Who the hell d'you think I am, Superman?"

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*tap dances across the room* I'm jeessst singin' in the rain, siiingin' in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm cumming again.

Send me the pillow that you CREAM on,so i may CUM and CREAM on it to

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

From You ain't seen nothin' yet...

She turned to me with that big brown eye... and said,
'Your pecker ain't in yet'!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

American Woman....The Guess Who

Inflatable woman
You're the gal for me
Inflatable woman
You are so sexy.....

All we are sayyyyy-ingg.....is "Give me some paannnnnnts"

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

:grin:

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I sorta do this with a lot of songs...unintentionally...mostly...*coy look*

"More Than A Woman" The BeeGees

Bald headed woman...bald headed woman to me...


"Ticket to Ride" The Beatles

She's gotta dickie to ride...


"Song title?" Johnny Cash

I feel that train a coming...comin out my end...if I don't get to the bathroom, I'll shit myself again...


Oh Gawd...I type too much!

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~Thomas Dewar~

lmao lixy! this thread tickles me to no end.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Lixy,

See, we are not alone.

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