I've got to put gasoline in the car today.

Gonna tap your home equity line before you do that?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

My puter keeps making this sound like it's doing something, & I have no idea WTF is going on here...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I think (affraid to say this aloud), I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Finally !!!

Is it flashing red or green?

You know what they say about how laying a floor is a lot like training a man?


Where in that addage does it specify that said man will be the one laying the floor? I really need to remember to read the fine print.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'm having a good day.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Come to think of it, it's been a good day for me, too!

I think I may throw the DVD of Casablanca in the player tonight since jseal pointed out that this date in 1942 was it's premiere. Greatest movie of all time!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

perving right now while I am on a conference call

I need to be touched.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My pleasure...

I still feel tired.

Look at the clock and then tell me why.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I need to get some type of sleep schedule besides random.

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