Here's my dilemma...for those who hate the price of tampons or pads. I have to use both at once! The super/super/duper/super tampon (dunno what it's called, but it's big!) and then the max/mini overnight/can hold more liquid than the Hoover Dam pad they ever dreamt of making! Second day woes...I've gotta change all this shit up to ten times before I go to bed! Get's pretty pricey!

I hate Auntie Flo and I'm gonna find a way to kill the bitch...I swear by all I am that I will!

Um...who mentioned zits? Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm 46 and I still get zits. Hubby usually asks me, "Who's your new friend?", as he points to the second head growing from the tip of my nose (or wherever it originates from). You'd think that after 16-17 years, that asshole would know better than to poke fun at me at this time of the month! Maybe he likes when I make him sleep in the barn with the rest of the rats!

Um...hi ladies! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

*sits down and passes out mini Dove dark chocolates*

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*Plops down next to LixyChick and takes a Dove choclolate shoving the whole thing in mouth and sighing heavily*


Zits!! I do so hate them!! I had clear skin until two days ago then got up and BAM like five of the suckers!! So I know Aunt Flo is on her way. Like I need a freaking reminder of it.

Lixy you figure out how to kill the bitch you let me know!!!!

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ggrrrr I'm a bitch from hell today. I just about beheaded a male check out person. I had to go to the store, not a good thing when you are craving junk food, I had a good $30 worth of junk food besides everything else. I'm bitchy and just want to get back home, so I go to the shortest line which has a male checker. Everytime he picked up something of my junk food he would look at me and my spare tire. So after about the fifth time I finally asked what his problem was, he says he don't have a problem and goes back to ringing up my stuff, still glancing at me when he rings up a snack. I glared at him the whole time, ran mycard thru the machine, had my hand out for the receipt when a manager walked up and asked if everthing was ok. I grabed my receipt and told him the next time I had PMS and wanted junk food I was going to the line with a female checker so I would'nt be judged by some male idiot looking at me like I did'nt need the junk food and walked out. grrrrr

It's not fair males don't get a monthly. grrrr

So who needs a snack, I got french style cheesecake, while chocolate macadamia nut cookies, donut holes(glazed), strawberry turnovers, pringles, and cookie dough ice cream. LOL

lmao

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