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1200.... only a few more to go...
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05-18-2003, 10:01 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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1201............
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05-18-2003, 10:06 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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#1202
That is if I don't have to edit again....lol!
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05-18-2003, 10:06 PM
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1203 - sorry about that Lixy... I'll let Jenna take charge of the thread for a while 
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 10:07 PM
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Just a Freek
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doubles checks Lixychick's....um EDIT, yeah, thats it
1204
*and does a quick edit himself*
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05-18-2003, 10:15 PM
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stalled at 1205
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 10:21 PM
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Just a Freek
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attempts to kickstart at 1206
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05-18-2003, 10:54 PM
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here and there
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1207
BACHELOR:
1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
2) A guy who is footloose and fiancée-free.
3) A man who never makes the same mistake once.
4) A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.
5) A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
6) The only man who has never told his wife a lie.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 10:55 PM
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here and there
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BRIDE:
A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
1208
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 10:55 PM
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COMPROMISE:
An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
1209
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 10:56 PM
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DIPLOMAT:
a man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.
1210
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05-18-2003, 10:57 PM
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here and there
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GENTLEMAN:
1) A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will
not fall while she paints the ceiling.
2) A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over
to her so that she can easily pick it up.
1211
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 10:57 PM
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here and there
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HOUSEWORK:
What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
1212
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 10:59 PM
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here and there
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HUSBAND:
1) A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
2) A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife's permission to say so.
1213
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-18-2003, 11:00 PM
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here and there
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1214
LOVE:
An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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