I have more than one but thought maybe a thread to would help my blood pressure.

Pet Peeve of the day: When I step in dog drool/water spillover near his water bowl and curse under my breath and continue on my way. Inevitably, I forget about it and step in it again!!!

What's your pet peeve of the day? hour? moment?

so...pet peeve....sorta a double meaning for you. huh?

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some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

OMG, ROFLMAO ^^^^^! :grin:

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If we're sticking to the double meaning connotation...

When I wake in the morning and it's still dark and I get out of bed and take one step and slide through his puke which he left as a prize for me right on the carpet, directly at the edge of the hardwood floors!

Cats hate puking on something that can be cleaned up easily!

Mother *&$#ing Cat!

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ROFLMAO Between this and the French thread started by PixieSprite, you have me in stitches today, wyndhy.

I have no pride. I will tell you that I just stepped in the "puddle" THREE more times -- TWICE when I was preparing the kitchen for mopping. <sigh>

Another pet peeve -- people who honk their horns for several minutes. What's so important? Is someone supposed to be getting a ride from you? Why don't you knock on the door, jerkass? Is it someone not following the rules of traffic? Well, asshat, the first minute of honking didn't solve the problem. Why continue?

So we're not sticking to the double meaning, eh?

I've said it before...and I want all Pixie cashiers to spread the word...

I am NOT leaving the store any faster because you shoved my change (bills and coins) and my receipt in one hand all in one fell swoop! I AM taking the time to sort the bills from the coins and placing them in their proper parts of my wallet and then I am taking the receipt and putting it in the bag...where YOU should have put it in the first place (unless otherwise asked to hand it to me).

I hate it with a purple passion when they do that...and I know they think they are getting me out of there faster, but it actually takes longer if they don't hand me the coins and let me put them away...then hand me the bills and let me put them away while they are putting the receipt in the bag.

Could you all spread the word for me?

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When cashiers put my receipt in the bag.

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LOL! ^^^

It's a vicious circle, eh?

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LOL It happened to me yesterday and I thought of you (actually, I knew there was a Pixie who hated this but couldn't remember which one it was.).

I don't really care where the receipt goes. I wish they'd ask if you want it to save me the trouble of recycling it. It's not like I'm going to return the dog food!

STEPH! :halo:

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Fine! No PANTIES for you!!!











Nah, I'm nice. I'm heading to the post office now, asshat.

Why do I think any package that WOULD come from there will be ticking?




:wobble:

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I can't believe ^^^ hasn't made any mention of the Shout Box.

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Dude, if there was ticking in that envelope, that's an STD I haven't been tested for!


And Irish, I hear you! Notice I wasn't complaining about the dog but the fact that I was an idiot and kept walking in the water and kept forgetting to MOP IT UP!

My dog is perfect. Always has been, always will be.

He's been alive 13 years and has never been in a bad mood! (And men wonder why I love my dog more than anything else in the world!)

The walk signal will not turn any faster if you keep pressing it either.