Right My go! beat this guys!


Friday after work your personal Strech picks you up outside work (beeping the horn to make sure all your mates see it) with 100 red roses (Depricked) gently lying on the floor of the limo, taking you to the nearest airport which takes you to NY then you board the Concorde which is booked entirely for you with noone else to get in your way, flies you straight to london where the next strech picks you up and whisks you off to a secluded Scottish castle in the highlands This is where you are taken straight to your room and given a wardrobe full of VL, Versace, and other designers.

Here you place the best dress on you can find and you will walk down the grand staircase to the music of your favourite artist playing personally for you and you meet me, standing there waiting with baited breath for you. We have a meal of the finest quality cooked by the best chef in the land and we drink Crystal all night till its time to retire to the grand bedroom! when you walk in you will find the kingsize 4 poster bed waiting for you with 1001 french red rose petals strewn onto the bed and i whisk you off your feet and carry you over the threshold! then i place you gently on the bed and I then proceed to make the sweetest love to you until you scream for me to be your bronco! then BANG!

how does that sound?

ok so sunday morning after we get back to my place I amke you breakfast and we shower getting the sand out of our asses.I take you into the bed room which i have the bed covered in rose pedels I lay you into it. I look into your eyes and see how beautiful your green eyes are and softly kiss your mouth, my hand runs into your hair as our kiss gets deeper and deeper as he embrace closer and closer I start to caress you all over as my mouth starts kissing different parts of your body............ This story will continue if I win you and I promise you that you will be happy with the ending

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if it feels good do i

Cowgirltease swoons from all the erotic offers. :dizzy: She is really having a difficult time trying to choose. So, she offers you this to see what happens.

Good luck Men!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

OKAY--- ME
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle and take pictures.

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Life? O that thing again!

"I now leave you to your moosey fate"

Are we there yet?

OMG, Ryker! I think you just outbid everybody!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

you call that a bid??????? ROFL

"well its been a weird set of days everynite since thursday i bin drunk! thursday was the best nite me and rob went 2 a party and quite frankly i was off my trolly i fell down my stairs and now have carpet burn up my arse rob was concerned!! also i had the best sex off my life so good i was moanin so loud rob was covering my mouth!!!! " That was a quote from my ex's website

Cowgirltease that could be you!

How about one twenty dollar double eagle gold piece? Just about as hot as you!!!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

I bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures.

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Life? O that thing again!

"I now leave you to your moosey fate"

Are we there yet?

bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

Ill Fly you (PERSONALLY) to venice take you out on a gondola (If thats right) sing to you my special song that i wrote only for you then we go for the most romatic meal, then its time for me to take you to the grand hotel where ill take you to the best room where i will make the best love to you possible (See above post) and you will not have anything like it before! it will be where you cannot speak because you are in pure ecstasy! you will be untouchable! i will treat you like the Princess you are and life will be perfect for eternity! you will have only one chance to live your perfect life with the best sex imaginable (See above post), all the praise you deserve and then ONLY then will you be in the place closest resembaling heaven! It will be heaven with me! oh and whoever you want with you Including RYKER (if he accepts that my bids better than his and we can have a truce)

Oh and you can have all this aswell!

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures


And i look better than all the rest honest!

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

bid one weekend getaway. A glorious weekend at a secluded, romantic Bed & Breakfast. Breakfast in bed, massages, sensuous baths, good wine and the most mind altering sex you could dream of.
AND a limousine to chauffeur us around town...
AND if we have a limousine, we sure can't let that go to waste!
I'll put up the partition (we'd hate to have the chauffeur TOO distracted...we might crash), open the moon roof, and pour you your favorite drink. Nevermind a drink for me...I'm going to be busy working you into a state of delirium with my tongue. I'll only stop until you beg me to!
Then after straightening up a bit to be presentable, we'll stop and have dinner at the restaurant of your choice. Then on to a good night spot for some dancing.
Teasing and grinding each other on the dance floor will certainly get us in the mood for what is to come later that night...
I'd like to say that I'd have the restraint to wait for us to get back to the room to take you in everyway conceivable...but I'd be a liar. I'd have to have you in the back of the limo on the way there.
Once back in the room, I would be at your bidding. Any desire is yours for the asking.
The next morning would again bring breakfast in bed, a leisurely bath and a massage.
Then off to shopping and dining our day away.
That night we fly off to catch the cruise that leaves the next morning. Carribean, Alaska, the Pacific, or the Mediterranian...it's your choice. 7 days of the crew waiting on you hand and foot. 7 nights of me pleasing you from head to toe...
AND a bucket of ice
AND a trip for your hubby to tour the strip clubs of Oklahoma so he doesn't bitch when you get home!
AND an unlimited shopping spree at the toy store (and I ain't talking about Toys 'r Us!)
AND a private jet ride (admittedly this is a bit selfish of me...I've always wanted to join the Mile High Club, and would love for it to be with you!)

PLUS...I'll match 10 of your favorite items from any of the other bidders!

Bad_Shrek and I have decided to join forces and bid the following:

ME, wearing only my boots, hat and Championship buckle.
A unlimited supply of ice cubes
A penthouse Suite for ONE MONTH here in sunny Australia.
Bathed everyday in the finest clearest spring water heated to just the right temperature.
Unlimited Gold Card.
Private shopping at the best designer clothes stores.
Dinner at the finest restaurants every night.
Moonlit walks on a private beach.
Bed covered in the finest silk sheets.
Gold plated spurs for you hand tooled boots.
A yard full of unbroken stallions.
Every toy you could ever want.
All your fantisies fullfilled.
The chance to explore your unending supply of orgasms.
Your very own personal Jello Pit in your favorite flavour.
A new female playmate each day.(For you and hubby,keep him quiet lmao).
A limo and I will drive you to all the other bidders homes for all the threesomes you can handle (Including TXGRNEYES and Booger) and take pictures.

Then I hand you over to Bad_Shrek:

Ill Fly you (PERSONALLY) to venice take you out on a gondola (If thats right) sing to you my special song that i wrote only for you then we go for the most romatic meal, then its time for me to take you to the grand hotel where ill take you to the best room where i will make the best love to you possible (See above post) and you will not have anything like it before! it will be where you cannot speak because you are in pure ecstasy! you will be untouchable! i will treat you like the Princess you are and life will be perfect for eternity! you will have only one chance to live your perfect life with the best sex imaginable (See above post), all the praise you deserve and then ONLY then will you be in the place closest resembaling heaven! It will be heaven with me! oh and whoever you want with you.

Then Bad_Shrek and I will personally deliver you to darogle.

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Life? O that thing again!

"I now leave you to your moosey fate"

Are we there yet?