08-07-2001, 04:29 PM
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Re: How Tarzan got his yell
My offering.
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08-08-2001, 01:56 AM
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Poor Guy
Another one to share.  |
08-08-2001, 03:52 AM
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A PROUD CANADIAN
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rose City of Ontario, Canada
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GREAT CARTOONS & IMAGES
Thanks for all the images! I had a darn good laugh. A great way to start my day off. Thanks again to all. David Cdn  |
08-08-2001, 06:56 AM
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summer job
wish i had this guys job
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08-08-2001, 11:54 AM
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Member of Higher Learing
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Location: Michigan
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Remember this if your sleeping bag happens to turn up wet! :whiteghos
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08-08-2001, 11:59 AM
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Member of Higher Learing
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If it only really worked this way.......:redghost:
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08-10-2001, 01:55 AM
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Member of Higher Learing
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Hmmmmm
What is wrong with this picture?
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08-12-2001, 06:08 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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...Hmmmmmmm..Time to hump a tree..LOL
Wish I had this tree in my backyard!! 
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continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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08-12-2001, 07:40 AM
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Lost without a compass.
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just a picture
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08-12-2001, 03:44 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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Who has the perfect day??? LOL
Perfect day for a Woman
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
13:00 Shopping with friends.
14:00 Nap.
16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret
admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
22:00 Hot shower. Alone.
22:30 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
Perfect Day for a Man
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of USA Today.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Kathy
Ireland.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New
York strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba
Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with twin 21 year-old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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08-12-2001, 04:54 PM
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Passion & Power
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hey Diva
You left out the titty fuck with warmed baby oil in the Limo and sex with the air stewardess.
typical guy - always wanting more
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I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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08-12-2001, 07:06 PM
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Bard in Training
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How about this ???
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08-12-2001, 07:06 PM
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Bard in Training
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Canada
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This one's cute too ...........
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08-12-2001, 07:43 PM
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For all of those others stuck in an office like me.
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08-12-2001, 07:45 PM
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Santa's dream
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