I wish I could eat my own pussy ohhh... i bet it would feel sooo good

Perhaps you would take my head in your hands and make sure I do it exactly the way you want it done?

I guess it's probably not possible for everyone, but you never know.
When I was in my early teens the idea occurred to me and, being ceaselessly curious about everything, I was determined to have a go.
It became clear quite quickly I wasn't anywhere near flexible enough, so I settled on a position that got me closest and worked on stretching for a while, probably a few weeks (this is a while ago now though!). The position I used was to lie on my bed (which has no headboard and a wall at that end) with my head up to the wall, I'd then lift by legs and torso up so I had my head on my pillow and the rest of my arching upwards, so that the centre of gravity was about above where my neck and head were, so that with a bit of support on my back from my hands and my feet resting against the wall above me, I was quite stable. In just this position your back is mostly straight, so your cock is still a fair way from your mouth. It was mostly a case of adjusting the centre of gravity to be further away from the wall edging my feet down.
Fairly quickly I could pull my foreskin out a bit and lick that and after a little while I could lick and suck the head of my cock. I wasn't able to suck myself to orgasm, I think mostly because the position didn't allow room for much movement, so I was doing all the work with my tongue and getting tired and uncomfortable and having to finish with my hands, which actually was really erotic because I was seeing it from a totally new angle :-)
I stopped doing it quite quickly though because, despite the cool view, it wasn't comfy and I found it was best to uncurl out of the position very slowly so my spine didn't pull anything, so it meant if I was going to cum, I had to do it in that position, which meant either busting a nut into my mouth or spraying it over my face/hair and, while the former was fun, it wasn't really something I enjoyed regularly, and the latter was just a pain to clean up, since I inevitably was doing this really late at night ;-)
So, if you're young and flexible, I'd say have a go, but don't push your luck and probably try and get someone else to do it for you ;-)

LoveDiva4u---I think that the question was meant that if you don't
have a partner.It was written by a female so she wouldn't know.
Besides-When I do it in my dream;It's not a stretch.It's very
enjoyable.When;I;wake up;my hand is a mess;though.I DON"T
BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULDN"T DO IT IF YOU COULD! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

… and I mean that!…

so much that I would just LOVE to SHOW YOU!!!

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Well I guess you don't know me at all then Irish..

I love to masterbate and play with myself and use toy and I even taste myself at times..by licking a finger or kissing my better half after I have cum...But I have never even given it a thought to sucking myself off....a nipple is one thing but to suck my own pussy??? Thanks but no thanks...if I wanted it done that desperatly I would find somebody to do it...not break my back attempting it!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

I have to admit..I wondered that very thing Diva.

Even if I could, I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't.

Nutworld

LoveDiva4u----Please;don't take it so personal!I was just screwing around.Believe it or not;there are very few people that
I ;think enough; of to kid around with.Just ask my VERY FEW
friends! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Ohh I am not taking it personal Irish..not to worry...

Guess I am just having a miserable day I am sorry for biting your head off...

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

LoveDiva4u---I just wanted to make sure that you knew that I
was fooling around. Irish
P.S.Sometimes I don't engage my brain before I activate my mouth.I just assume people will know that I'm kidding around.
Like my father;I reply too quickly;without realising that my reply
might be taken seriously.Sorry;thats me.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

So Bubba & Junior are watching the dog licking himself, and Bubba says, "I wish I could do that!"
Junior says, "Better not, that dawg'll bite you!"

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

me .................................................M E .......................YA.. RHIGHT HERE <waves hand despratly>...................ME...ME...ME!!!

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...mine ..........................................right here, bite mine .............................YA, MINE <waves dick desperately in the air>.............................MINE...MINE...MINE!!!

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<<Laughing histerically at what Panty wrote and thinking to myself this guy is fucking Nuts!!>>








And you all talk about my sense of humor!!!!!!!!

And once again...my quote is proven...LOL..

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Damn!! Panty man beat me to it, I was about to say something VERY similar!! You know I love ya, Babe!!

Don

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