If I smell smoke *from your baking in Florida* all the way up here, I think it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late for 911.

Plus the fact that it would be a fuckin' miracle.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

My toffee did not turn out

It was the one thing I am making that I love.

Now I'm burning snickerdoodles. Mr. Lil's favorite.

BTW I have heard a lot of peeps say they are not in the spirit this year. Me neither but by Goddess I'll fake it til I make it.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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