Bats have got to be the creepiest thing God ever created.

Squirrels are nothing but nasty, destructive tree rats.

Naturally enough, my girlfriend had to complicate my life by recognizing her inner squirrel.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

For me it used to be silverfishes. Then I convinced myself I was being ridiculous... I still don't like them but I don't let them bother me like I used to.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

snakes..... and we don't even have poisonous ones here!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

2 things - wasps...a couple years back I was up on a ladder helping install some columns on my house when one of those angry red wasps started dive-bombing me...I scrambled off the ladder, with him still chasing me, & nearly ran into a tree trying to get away from it.
The other thing that sends me into orbit is any little buzzing insect that gets near my ear...to me, it sounds as loud as the Who & Ted Nugent having a decibel contest, I swat myself in the head like an idiot getting them away, & I need immediate sedation...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Snakessssssss! we have to many rattlers and copperheads around here for my comfort.
and the only good rattle snake is deep fried mmmmmmm tastes like chicken.

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

Then why not just eat chicken and leave the poor snakes along.

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I never met a bug I didn't want dead. Spiders and wasp are on the top of the list. Although this gigantic-prehistoric-freak-of-nature moth that hit my sliding glass door last night has now made me terrified to go out at night.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Hey, it could have been Mothra!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

In that case, Lil will send Gamara to handle things.

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Gamara, that wimp.


Godzilla !

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Tell'm Ma.

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Was it anything like this guy? Just for reference, that's an 8"x 8" column he's perched on.

Personally moths don't bother me much unless they fly in my face, but this guy could intimidate some of the wrens we have around here.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Isn't it absolutely wonderful.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Snakes............................. those things scare the hell out of me.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus