Joe give me a double Irish Whiskey and WI could you pass back my boobs....I mean my wife.

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"Stand strong in the face of life's storms and the sun will always shine on you"

Aries Men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready-he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before.
*His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

My pic threads
The power of a hot woman
Who wants to join me?
Yes Lililth I did take pics.
Couple Pics
Tess's Big Adventure
Tess, her girlfriend and the new toy
Tess's kinky side

*checks watch [5:30am]...peeks in window and sees lights on...checks swinging door...it's open...checks lipstick in pocket mirror, then walks in*

Hey Joe! How's it hanging? Don't you ever sleep? I'd better just have a sloe-comfortable-screw at this hour of the day. Maybe you'd better pour me some coffee first...to make sure I'm fully awake!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

JOE - "I am the early morning Joe."

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Half of a set :halo:

Gives Tess a kiss on the cheek and safely delivers her into the arms of her betrothed.


Now my hand's gonna get cold!

*glances around the room and set's his eye on the strong, silent looking guy in the corner*

Better pour me a coffee, Joe...I'm not sure I'm ready to go there...yet.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Disheveled, carrying a load of books, I traipse through the doorway. "Joe, coffee, please....I have tests to cram for, gonna be here all night" I mumble as I slide into the booth near a sunny window, but farthest from the door so I can pretend to concentrate.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hey Joe, got any of those worms from the Tequila bottles? I'm going fishing for some real bottom feeders.

*Slowly savors his root beer while feeling he is being watched... notices a college student walk in looking all out of sorts carrying a load of books. Moves to a seat at the bar to get a closer look*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Mmmmmm, my nod and wave worked...he's moving up to the bar for a better look!

"Hey Joe, send my hairy friend a fresh drink. And tell him I've got snacks over here. Let him know the nuts are hot. "

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

< ~~~ Wonders if it's too late to join the party?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I see the lovely red haired maiden stride confidently inside and I smile, waving, then pat the bench where I have all my books strewn, pushing them to make room for Osuche.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I slide into Lil's booth and thank her for saving me a seat.

I offer to buy her a drink....we have so much to chat about, and I want to make sure her throat doesn't go dry.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

*nudges the wookie beside him and whispers "Hey...I think they're talking about you."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

*Dances around the pool table to sodaklostsoul's music*
Hey....Anyone feel like gettin their butt kicked in a game of pool?

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Walks in, looks around at tonight's crowd, smiles and heads to the end of the bar. "Hey Joe, just give me my usual."

Set em up!

8-ball...9 ball is for sissies!


Nice rack, by the way.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.