07-31-2004, 10:18 PM
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Sharni,
When you get the time please post them. I've not heard any of these.
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08-01-2004, 01:34 AM
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標hat would be Ned Flanders name in Middle Earth?
Answer: Tom Bom-didli-om-bom
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08-01-2004, 01:35 AM
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標hy did Elrond disapprove of Arwen getting married?
Answer: He didn't want any more rings in the family.
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08-01-2004, 01:37 AM
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標hat would legolas be called if he lost a leg in battle?
Answer: Lasoleg (say it: less-a-leg)
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08-01-2004, 01:38 AM
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標hat did Merry say to Gandalf after Pippin stole the Palantir?
Answer: Perigrin Took it!!
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08-01-2004, 01:39 AM
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標hat is Aragorn's favorite snack?
Answer: Orc rinds!
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08-01-2004, 01:42 AM
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菱ow would one phone Sauron?
Answer: Dial "M" for Mordor!
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08-01-2004, 01:44 AM
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標hy can't Saruman read his wristwatch?
Answer: Because his arm has grown long
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08-01-2004, 01:45 AM
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標hat does a wild dwarf wear?
Answer: A Gloin cloth!
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08-01-2004, 01:47 AM
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標hy is Sauron called the Lord of the Rings?
Answer: Because he never answers the telephone
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08-01-2004, 01:48 AM
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標hat do a lemon and Curunir have in common?
Answer: They are both sour....man
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08-01-2004, 01:50 AM
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標hy did the Balrog cross the Bridge?
Answer: He didnt!
標hy did Gandalf cross the Bridge?
Answer He didnt!!
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08-01-2004, 01:52 AM
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標hat is the Witch King's favorite fruit?
Answer: The Grapes of Wraith
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08-01-2004, 01:54 AM
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標hy didn't Tom Bombadil answer the phone?
Answer: Because the ring had no effect on him.
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08-01-2004, 01:55 AM
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標hat is Sauron's favourite food?
Answer: Eye-scream!!
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