Were you guys supposed to be scaring me more than the birds?

We're hanging out there today and perhaps our smell is keeping them away.

LOL WI - the horse is on full-time big bug duty. He's almost earning his keep that way. How much rent do I deduct for a Lab with gas, though?

There was no "pigeon away" at the hardware store. Hanging out there on days off is helping. They like boobs, though! :dizzy:

For the gun guys, it'd be like shooting fish in a barrell. It'd be easier to punch them and if I were to hunt, I'd like to give them a running start.

*wait*

The flapping of their wings is making me postal.

When I was a pigeon...



I loved boobs!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Birds like boobs! I'm doomed!

How do you spell barrell?

GAH!

Take advantage of your good fortune Steph. Capitalize on the fact that they are coming to you, like Eros said. I’m sure you know a restaurant operator in China town that will be glad to trade you some bushes for “pheasant-under-glass”. Stop on the way to work and pick up a couple boxes of popcorn and a pack No. 4 fish hooks. Then run over to Clutzy Rents and have them hook up model “Pyramid-Klean” combination, diesel compressor and sandblaster to your bumper. Tow that home and you’ll have your problem solved and the place clean in no time.





Remember "If the guys don't find you attractive, they should at least find you handy.",

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That's what I was thinking... if you're a carnivore, you've got it made!


Wondering if rockintime actually bought the William Hung CD *shudder*

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

Way to paraphrase! Your leader would weep, PF!

My horse and I are growing tired. We can't keep watch much longer. We now realize the birds are stupid enough to fear pillows so we will set up Pringle discards and old pillowcases.

Fill your patio with empty Pringle containers? Are you mad, woman? You might as well hang up a "I smoke weed" banner from that patio!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

But I'm low on pot and I think this will scare the pigeons and entice my pothead neighbours! Foolproof?

So when your neighbors sneak onto your balcony to investigate the pringles cans...you toss a pillowcase over their heads and riffle through their pockets in search of stash!







PF's wrong...you're brilliant!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yes, that's what I was hoping for - WI & PF to combine forces!

Hey! I was being serious! That's a hell of an idea for a trap, Steph! You'd never have to buy weed again! And don't forget...weed destroys short term memory so they'd keep forgeting and come back often! It's the gift that keeps on giving!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

PF---The Chinese resturant owners use cats for"pheasant under
glass"not birds!Did you ever see any cats by a Chinese resturant?
Steph---I was serious about that web search.As I said-The small
critters,were digging up my new pavement,where it meets the garage.My pavement company owner(long time friend & riding
buddy)looked at it & told me what it was.I bought a new "Hav-a hart"trap,because they didn't weigh enough,to trip my squirrel-
size one.That didn't work so my wife tried the Web! Irish
P.S.It's good to have a Lab with gas.That way,you can blame the dog,when you fart!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Irish, where do I begin? Our Lab love? They're disgusting creatures, surely you know that?

My brown Lab is outside after his THIRD big walk today. Nothing will satisfy him.

WI, I can't forget *THAT* much!!!