"Bugger my hole you old bastard"

Soemthing like that anyway...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I've been gone for days and i sign on and this is what I see......damn I miss you guys....and Aqua Bend over Big Daddy.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I love it when my threads come back to life

*tears*

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

*shrugs*


Time for a bump

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Funny that's the same thing I said to Darogle last nite. "stop talking and stick it in my ass"

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

<<never has to tell fiance to stop talking and stick it in her ass lol

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It's a BOY!!

Is it coffee time yet?

This is too funny

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~Tainted Love~

Ummmmmm yeah........ That's my fave!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

There is a series done by Jake Steed called Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks. The vidcaps looked so hot so I ordered it off of the web only to find out that the movie features Jake Steed Growling "MONSTERS!" every 30 seconds and him rambling in a whiny voice imitating a pussy or an asshole of a white girl protesting.

It killed the erection, but made us all roll over laughing.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

roflmao, i need to watch more porn

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Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you.


kinda kinky if ya think about it

Ok, whatever you wanna say to me..just say it and do it! Especially today!!!!

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~Tainted Love~

In the worst english ever spoken: "You do for me, I do for you!" while a small, italian chick sucked on a half limp, nasty hairy cock.

or...

after a lesbian threesome, the director (or someone male) askes the girls what they'll do next...one girl replies "I'm going to disneyworld!". The directors response?

"You can't say that! Its copyright!"

"I think I strained my penis" - patient to nurse :rollseyes:

That one stars WI....or so I heard

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas