OMG......ROTFLMFAO!!

Bad South!!!

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OMG! You guys are so fanfuckintastic! LMFAO here!

And db? P.E.T.A. is still up in arms about the pardoned presidential turkey's! They say that the farms that these pardoned birds are taken to are not fit for beast nor man! The turkey's live in a barn that is cold and dirty and there should be better accomodations for these free foul! Um.......they are turkey's for crying out loud! Look at mine in the pic. Does she look cold? OK...maybe there is a difference between domesticated turkey's and wild ones...........but they are all turkey's! Shall we house them in homes with heat and hot and cold running water? Homeless people should live so well as these pardoned birds! LMFAO!

Ha Ha south! I could call her that but would you be willing to say you "ate" a female wild turkey and she wasn't even a dead one? Cause you ain't gonna kill my girl! LOL! That might raise a few eyebrows and rouse some curiousity as to your leisure time!

I love the name BIBI! As a matter of fact a friend here had already suggested that to me in a personal chat. His was....LixyChic......but very similar none the less. Suffice it to say.........She now has a name!

TY everyone.......for all your sweet and witty responses!

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OMG. I feel terrible. I didn't realize that turkey's were suppose to get humane treatment. I thought they were to get foul treatment. (Sobs uncontrollably ... well ... actually not totally uncontrollably. I'm sure tender and intimate attentions would alleviate my sorrows. Even more than sure to be quite honest.)

Oops. I digress, which is something I quite often do. I think digression is important when you've eaten something so you don't get an upset tummy. Or, is that digest. Digress ... digest. They're so much alike. I think Webster's put them both in just to confuse the poor kids in school.

Poor kids thought turkeys were just something for pilgrims to eat on Thanksgiving while the Indians ate corn on the cob and scalped them. Never did know why they did all that scalping when they could have just used Rogaine to fill in on the sides of their heads.

Besides, if the whole idea was just just to get rid of the pligrims, couldn't they just have suggested everyone smoke Salems and have witch trials like we do in modern times.

Sure hope this clarifies everything. If it doesn't we'll probably just have to take showers and have a turkey sandwich or something.

What were we talking about?

Does anyone remember?

Oops ... I just noticed I said "foul treatment" when I meant "fowl treatment." Too late to edit, so consider this simply an addendum. All really sophisticated stuff has them.