02-15-2004, 05:46 AM
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Just me.
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Corncobs are to toilet paper as ... sleeves are to runny noses.
"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ...
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02-16-2004, 07:52 AM
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Huggable!
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"E" on a fuel gage is to driving as ... a rumbly-growling-tummy is to running .
Milk is to cereal as.....
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02-16-2004, 06:46 PM
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Carpe diem
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Milk is to Cereal as .... Lubricant is to Sex.
Foot-long is to hotdog as ...
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02-17-2004, 04:44 AM
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Foot-long is to hotdog as ... thick is to hamburger.
Oxygen is to air as ...
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02-19-2004, 02:40 PM
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Carpe diem
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Oxygen is to air as ... tongue is to kiss.
Slowly striptease is to Anticipation as ...
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02-19-2004, 05:43 PM
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Slowly striptease is to anticipation as ... a hand is to stimulation.
Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ...
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02-20-2004, 06:07 AM
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Carpe diem
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Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ... Saws are to Logging.
Tattoos are to Skin as ...
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02-21-2004, 03:34 PM
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Tattoos are to Skin as ... hair transplants are to scalps.
Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ...
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02-22-2004, 12:17 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ... oral is to sex.
Slippers are to shoes as...
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02-22-2004, 05:59 AM
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Slippers are to shoes as...gloves are to mittons.
Drool is to excitement as ...
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02-23-2004, 03:08 PM
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Carpe diem
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Drool is to excitement as ... Foam is to Beer.
Politicians are to Truth as ...
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02-24-2004, 03:02 AM
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Politicians are to Truth as ... Hell is to Heaven.
Candy is to food as ...
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02-26-2004, 04:11 AM
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Carpe diem
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Candy is to food as ... Sex is to Physical activity.
Escalators are to Stairs as ...
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02-26-2004, 04:41 AM
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Escalators are to Stairs as ... elevators are to helium baloons.
Coitus is to mating as ...
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03-01-2004, 04:35 AM
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Carpe diem
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Coitus is to mating as ... reaching the top is to moutain climbing.
Helium is to Balloon ...
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