05-20-2003, 02:43 AM
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Am I really here?
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#1485
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05-20-2003, 02:55 AM
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Senior Member
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Not to mention #1486
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05-20-2003, 03:06 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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#1487 - wow it's morning already ? The glass has finally been cleared off the floor in our office !!
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-20-2003, 03:42 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Location: Queensland, Australia
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#1488
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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05-20-2003, 04:13 AM
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Am I really here?
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#1489
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05-20-2003, 04:43 AM
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Learning to talk sexy
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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#1490 Don't you just love our new smilies and such!
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05-20-2003, 05:06 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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#1491 - I've been sat at my desk too long I'm off for a pee anyone want me to pass any messages on to my penis from them ? 
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-20-2003, 05:35 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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#1492 - Well you'll all be pleased to know I'm back at my desk and it was a lovely pee !.........oh don't worry it didn't actually take this long I was doing some work before coming back here !
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-20-2003, 06:11 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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#1493
Doncha all just love our new selection of smilies??????
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05-20-2003, 06:43 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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#1494 - A song to keep you all happy
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could
think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-20-2003, 06:59 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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#1495 - The classic
Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-20-2003, 07:02 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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#1496 - OK one more
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it simply grand to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick...
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't a-come a-back.
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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05-20-2003, 07:12 AM
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here and there
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Western NY
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1497-- good morning to you all...
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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05-20-2003, 07:17 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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#1498
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05-20-2003, 07:30 AM
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Prince of Pervs
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: England
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#1499 - Goodmoaning
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FussyPucker
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!
The Special One!
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