Vibes are to women as ... just about anything is to a man.


Missionary position is to sex as ...

Missionary position is to sex as ... apples are to fruit.


Naughtiness is to sex as...

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

... porn is to pornographers.

Sunshine is to mornings as ...

Sunshine is to Mornings as ... Orgasms are to Sex.


TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ...

TV Ads are to the SuperBowl as ... cumming is to sex.


Broccoli is to Chinese food as...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Broccoli is to Chinese food as... a Dead battery is to a Vibrator.


Oil is to Massage as ...

Oil is to Massage as ... broccoli is to Chinese food

Fish is to Friday as...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Fish is to Friday as...chicken is to Kentucky.

Organs are to music as ...

Organs are to music as ... kissing is to sex


Satin sheets are to beds as...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Satin sheets are to beds as...socks are to freshly polished hardwood floors!

Pubic hairs are to teeth as...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Pubic hairs are to teeth as ... pepper is to a nose.

Ketchup is to hamburgers as ...

Ketchup is to hamburgers as ... lube is to anal sex

Cat is to meow as ...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

(OMG ... I may never eat another hamburger with ketchup on it. )

Cat is to meow as ... dog is to bark.

Osuche's avatar :lust: is to sexual stimulation as ...

Osuche's avatar is to sexual stimulation as ... a prologue is to a book.

(sorry to ruin ketchup for you!)

Dicksbro is to humor as...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Dicksbro is to humor as... Frank Sinatra is to song. (and by that I don't mean Diksbro has to have the mafia laugh at his jokes. )


[of course, I could have said: as Broccoli is to Chinese Food.]



Corncobs are to Toilet paper as ...