Just wondering what stories you all had of a bad, awkward or a "just didn't happen" sexual experience? It's kind of a mood, or buzz kill.

My S/O and I call these "flops."

It's when your going at it hot and heavy and the phone rings but you don't answer it but you hear someone on the answering machine and you have to get it and ... flop.

Or when your banging away and suddenly the bed breaks and boards slam onto the floor. We started laughing so hard and immediately heard our neighbor knock on the door and ask if we were allright ... flop.

It just ends the moment and there is probably no chance of getting back in the mood the rest of the night.

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