Here's my dilemma...for those who hate the price of tampons or pads. I have to use both at once! The super/super/duper/super tampon (dunno what it's called, but it's big!) and then the max/mini overnight/can hold more liquid than the Hoover Dam pad they ever dreamt of making! Second day woes...I've gotta change all this shit up to ten times before I go to bed! Get's pretty pricey!

I hate Auntie Flo and I'm gonna find a way to kill the bitch...I swear by all I am that I will!

Um...who mentioned zits? Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm 46 and I still get zits. Hubby usually asks me, "Who's your new friend?", as he points to the second head growing from the tip of my nose (or wherever it originates from). You'd think that after 16-17 years, that asshole would know better than to poke fun at me at this time of the month! Maybe he likes when I make him sleep in the barn with the rest of the rats!

Um...hi ladies! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

*sits down and passes out mini Dove dark chocolates*

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