OK! here's the lot that I know...what other verses could be addapted?

Knock yourselves out

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

TWELVE TWISTED TWATS
ELEVEN ELEPTIC LEPPERS
TEN TATTERED TAMPONS
NINE KNAWED OFF NIPPLES
EIGHT ACHING ASSHOLES
SEVEN SEXY SISTERS
SIX CYPHILIPHICS

FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD



Mary Christmas and a wonderful and prosperous New Year

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself