>>
>>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with
>>animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
>>relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
>>
>>(Like THAT makes sense.)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
>>woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
>>directly at them during the examination. He may only
>>see their reflection in a mirror.
>>
>>(Do they look different reversed?)
>>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
>>corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex
>>organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
>>piece of wood at all times.
>>
>>(A brick??)
>>*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>>
>>(Much worse than "going blind!")
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
>>the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
>>them for the privilege of having sex for the first
>>time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
>>forbidden for virgins to marry.
>>
>>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
>>anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
>>kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
>>her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
>>hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
>>
>>(Ah! Justice!)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
>>but only in tropical fish stores.
>>
>>(But of course!)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
>>husband, and the first time this happens, her mother
>>must be in the room to witness the act.
>>
>>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
>>*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
>>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
>>have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same
>>time.
>>
>>( I presume this was a big enough problem that they
>>had to pass this law?)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
>>vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may
>>be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places
>>where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
>>the premises."
>>
>>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
>>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>>
>>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>>
>>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>
>>(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
>>times its own weight and always falls over on its
>>right side when intoxicated.
>>
>>(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
>>research??)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>Butterflies taste with their feet.
>>
>>(Ah, geez)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>
>>An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
>>
>>(I know some people like that.)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>Starfish don't have brains.
>>
>>(I know some people like that too)
>>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>>And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe
>>through their butts.
>>
>>(I even know a few people like that.)

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