A Wealthy Hospital Benefactor Was Visiting The Hospital When,
>during Her Tour, She Passed A Room Where A Male Patient Was
>ma$turbating.
>
>"oh My God!" Screamed The Woman. "that's Disgraceful! Why Is He
>doing That?"
>
>the Doctor That Was Leading The Tour Explained, "i Am Very Sorry
>but This Man Has A Serious Condition Where The Te$ticles Rapidly Fill
>with $emen. If He Doesn't Do That Five Times A Day, They'll Explode
And
>he'll Die Within Minutes."
>
>"oh, Well In That Case, I Guess It's Ok," Commented The Woman.
>
>in The Very Next Room They Could See That A Female Nurse Was
>performing Oral $ex On A Different Male Patient Again The Woman
Screamed
>"oh My God!
>
>how Can That Be Justified?"
>
>the Doctor Replied..."same Illness, Better Health Plan
>