Not sure who wrote this, or if they would claim it... LOL

But I found it on the web and I found it to be quite bizarre.

Little "anal" story about Jennifer Aniston and Eminem
"Gordon Bennett", Eminem gaped, as Jennifer Aniston lay her encomapassing fuck boots.
"AnaLFacE."
"Meow", Eminem screamed, as Jennifer Aniston porked his pounding bellend into her disabled coffee cup.
"You're going to use that thing? It's not exactly something I can brag about to the girls at work, is it?", Eminem pontificated, as Jennifer Aniston shook his nanotechnological phone into her lust swolen fontanelle.
"Fuck me sally!", Eminem metooed, as Jennifer Aniston varooled her affordable paperclip into his bloody oakcake.
"It's all fun and games until someone losses an eye", Eminem spasmed, as Jennifer Aniston wobled his taco-smelling sausage o' fun into her Deep sonic boom.
"That's no moon! It's a space station!"
"Go clean that shit out!"

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

gotta love it when they varool affordable paperclips into bloody oakcakes......so hot

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lmfao!!!!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

quite bizarre indeed

can i get a pair of those encompassing fuck boots?

[Ralph Wiggums] That story hurt my head. [/Ralph Wiggums]

That read about as bad as some of my text books. *goes off to find the excedrine*

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

*looking down to see if I actually have any of these body parts*

Um...how long did you hunt for that one Aqua hun? Or...should I ask...how deep?

And I've gotta say...I heard a big thud and knew it was my English teacher rolling over in her grave!

LMFAO@Steph!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I sense a story challenge where someone was ordered to use all those words in a story...& this joker used a shoehorn!

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Huh?

I sense a mad lib story gone horribly wrong here.
lol

...horribly...horribly...wrong...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I don't get it.