"Bugger my hole you old bastard"

Soemthing like that anyway...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I've been gone for days and i sign on and this is what I see......damn I miss you guys....and Aqua Bend over Big Daddy.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I love it when my threads come back to life

*tears*

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

This is too funny

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~Tainted Love~

Ummmmmm yeah........ That's my fave!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

There is a series done by Jake Steed called Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks. The vidcaps looked so hot so I ordered it off of the web only to find out that the movie features Jake Steed Growling "MONSTERS!" every 30 seconds and him rambling in a whiny voice imitating a pussy or an asshole of a white girl protesting.

It killed the erection, but made us all roll over laughing.

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

roflmao, i need to watch more porn

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Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you.


kinda kinky if ya think about it

Ok, whatever you wanna say to me..just say it and do it! Especially today!!!!

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~Tainted Love~

In the worst english ever spoken: "You do for me, I do for you!" while a small, italian chick sucked on a half limp, nasty hairy cock.

or...

after a lesbian threesome, the director (or someone male) askes the girls what they'll do next...one girl replies "I'm going to disneyworld!". The directors response?

"You can't say that! Its copyright!"

"I think I strained my penis" - patient to nurse :rollseyes:

That one stars WI....or so I heard

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I don't ever strain my penis.



Mrs. WI likes extra pulp!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ok......this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a christmas porn with an elf that comes down the chimney and gives a girl a vibrater for christmas, as you can imagine they get it on and then she asked to do it again and he says (and I quote)
"Christmas only cums once a year......BITCH"

Never have I lauged so hard in my life!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

omg yall r kiling me i ever laughed so hard!!!!

nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

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