Don't you love some song titles ... songs like:

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On the Bedpost Overnight?"
"Don't Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin' My Spurs"
"Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goal posts of Life."
"Here's a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares."
"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?"
"How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?"
"I Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral."
"I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It"
"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling."
"I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me"
"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart."
"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine"
"I Meant Every Word That He Said"
"I Wanna Whip Your Cow"
"I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out of Town."
"I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yecch!"
"I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win"
"I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy."
"I'll Get Over You, as Soon as You Get Out From Under Him"
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home."
"I'm Just A Bug On The WIndshield of Life."
"I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here"
"I've Got Four On the Floor and a Fifth Under The Seat"
"I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in My Bed 'n' Cryin' Over You."
"If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You"
"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?"
"If It's Got To Be Later, How 'Bout Later Tonight?"
"If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low"
"If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love"

Got any you especially like?

'There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis'

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

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This is a lousy example, but it's the only one I can think of at the moment: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini.

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Communication is the key.

db, Those are great!! TY.


And who can forget that classic tune:
'Don't eat snow where the huskies go.'

Dicksbro

All of the above. LOL

More?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

How about:-
"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"

and here's some I found whle bored at work:-

Take Me To The Corn Field Honey And I'll Kiss You Between The Ears
Take Me To The Quarry And I'll Get A Little Bolder
The Beer I Had For Breakfast Is Comin' Back For Lunch
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I Thought the Acropolis Was a Ruin Until I Saw You
It's Only The Hair On A Gooseberry (That Stops It From Being A Grape)
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
I've Got Elgin Movements in my Hips (guaranteed a thousand hours)
I've got Ford Engine Movements in my Hips(guaranteed a thousand miles)
I've Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies And I'm Blue All The Time
I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)
I've Never Seen a Straight Banana
I Won't Go Huntin' With You Jake, But I'll Go Chasin' Women

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

It might be cheating a bit searching for them but damn there's some funny ones around!

If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
If You Really Loved Me You Would Have Married Somebody Else
If You Won't Leave Me Alone Ill Find Someone Who Will

You Stole My Wife, You Horse Thief
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

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FussyPucker

There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

they are all funny!
thanks for making me smile!!!!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

Oh those are hysterical. Thanks for sharing...