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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

There are some bizarre assertions in this, including that nipple stimulation will lead to monogamy. Ingenious, but totally dismissive of cultural variety. The fact that the nicest thing in our early infancy was (for most of us) the bags that fed us. Didn't seem to take as strongly with girls.

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Interesting reading. Also enjoyed a few of the spinoff articles (Life's Little Mysteries), like why do men have facial hair, etc.

And here I thought I liked boobs because they're soft and squishy and make nice pillows on a motorcycle ride. Who knew?

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

With earplugs. LOL

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Yep!