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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

I think the best way for any authority to initiate total disregard and contempt for itself is to decree laws that are completely unenforceable.

I think they just did it.

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I think I'd love to be the defendant in the courtroom when they read my charges:

"IowaMan, you are accused of performing oral sex on a lady and penetrating her vaginally with your penis from behind. How do you plead?"

Of course I'm making the assumption that my sex life would be any better in Alabama than it is here in Iowa. It's nice to know though that if it was that I could technically be arrested for it.

Interesting world we live in.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I think its why radio stations in Florida have for years did running gags about giving away a sex toy to someone in Alabama.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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So what kind of offense would it be considered if somebody were to get caught with a sex toy? A misdemeanor or something maybe similar to a minor having alcohol or something? (At least I think that's what it would be considered, it was when I was 18 and got caught with beer.)

If there are adult stores in Bama do they just sell magazines and videos then?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

How much money does someone need to have to buy a sex TOWN?

Yes, I can interpret that it was supposed to be "toys", after all I am fluent in TYPO.

Makes me kind of glad I moved away from Bama a few years ago, because when I was there I (apparently) did lots of illegal stuff.

I wonder if that was purchase or possess?

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didn't they just uphold the law already in place? from what i understand, the use, purchase and possession of sex toys isn't illegal, you just can’t sell them in alabama (i think it’s also illegal in texas, georgia, and mississippi). and they don’t want to attract a certain type of person to the area in the vicinity of a sex shop (people like me, i guess: loving mother and wife, tax payer, lawn mower, peaceful, fairly undisturbed , definitely not a child molester, rapist, or murderer). and they are worried about possible window displays. when was the last time you saw a sex shop that didn’t have every window covered and a discreet back entrance?

i didn't know about the missionary thing though, but under normal cirumstances, how would they even know?

either way, like pf said, these silly laws only encourage disrespect for the law in general.

it's a curious thing...since different states have these battles on the books, with differing opinions and laws, and the possibility of illegal goods be transferred across state lines, i wonder if it will ever need to be determined by the federal supreme court. can you imagine it? "your honors, i present exhibit A, a vibrator...has anyone seen exhibit A?" *a faint whirring noise emanates from the general direction of a slightly flushed and dazed looking ruth bader ginsburg*

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

*rolls eyes at America*

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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang

Right now they are closing only sex toy stores but it is only a matter of time before they go after adult video and entertainment establishments.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

It's been banned for some time.

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/...al/16707933.htm

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Thou shalt honour my God whether you want to or not, taking my interpretations of His wishes as absolute right and wrong. I do not give a fuck about your beliefs, righter or wronger.


Oops, sorry , a bit of channeling there. I'm not sure if it was a Christian or Moslem fundamentalist, I couldn't quite pick the accent.

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"ya'll ain't doin right by god, if ya'll keep it up".

Accent problem fixed, OF.

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