IOWAMAN IS OKAY!!!

Just got off the phone with him and he's doing fine. Still trying to recover from a bout of something, but he's doing good! I think he may even try to get back onto Pixies soon.

Told him about my call to the Sheriff's office and he said they called the local town hall and it was the town hall that called him. Of course, no feedback was given. Don't you love government at work.

But, the most important thing is that IowaMan is okay and will likely be back with us soon!

Hip, hip hurray!!!