i need to get laid.......whos with me!!!!!!!!!! :jump:

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I'll say I'm with you on also needing to get laid... but you'll need to recruit one of these wonderful Pixie-Chicks to help you out with that.

Good luck, buddy.

Everyone get laid tonight!

Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

Ummmmm...not on the "to do" list tonight, unfortunately, but in general I'll agree.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

i'd say i could use a good roll in the hay.

well lets find some ladies and lets find some hay

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

I give up - who's with you, or is this a trick question?

I'm having wicked hunger pains for cunnilingus, but intercourse works too. Please put me on the list of "Pixies needing sex".

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.