THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks
into the room.
15. You sing along with elevator music.
16. Your eyes won't get much worse.
17. Your health plan is beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
21. You can't remember who sent you this list.

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Good one, SS.

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Communication is the key.

Sugarsprinkles,

Too true!

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Eudaimonia

LMAO... those are great. I gotta say tho, once I hit 40, the hormones took off.... I've been enjoying 7 years of being extra horny and I'm loving it!

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

LOLOL! Loved um SS!

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~Thomas Dewar~

what do u meen over 40 i do all of them now so i have nothing to look forwood to i might look for a big truck and head but it and get it over now

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Want to see Shari again real soon

love it sugar

but remember men over 40 will love you for what your are

but that was true of me at 20.

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@48
I can certainly relate to #18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
Of course my brain still thinks that I am 20 when I strap-on the snowboard or clip in to the mountainbike.
I am just a lot slower to the bottom and an eternity to heal but I am still out there!

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You mean elevator music isn't pop?

I sure go along with you South ... healing just ain't what it used to be.