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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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OFF


J.L. Hooker

on

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

off and on REALLY REALLY quickly

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

causes strokes

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Off ~ but add a strobe light for fun

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

off... call me sentimental but i'm a fan of candel light

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*~ya have to look past my horns to see my halo~*


never hurts to get a bit Playful1-ce every now and again

...till the wheels fall off

...sometimes you gotta go through something to get to something...

Oh yeh, candles are real romantic when the pounding of the headboard knocks them over setting the curtains on fire...


I miss my old black light...it had a strobe setting, I could have the best of both worlds...tossing around a white t-shirt with the UV flashing, who needed drugs...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Hmmm......

Speaking of lights, why does a light switch need to be labeled, "on" and "off"?

If it's on, you can tell its on. If it's off, you can't see to read!!!

<Things that make ypou go "hmmmmm...> :d:

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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to slide in broadside , thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --WOW-- What a Ride!

On
I wanna see the reaction I'm getting out of him.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

I hope so! And licks, and caresses, and moans, and , and, and,

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

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ON.....preferably dimmed....unless it was the ex, then OFF and with a bag over his head, preferably plastic....

On! Perhaps even a black light

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

On, unless it's one of those middle of the night things with my hair all messy and stuff.

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It's a BOY!!