LMAO... that's what I thought too... little did I know that I'd be the one doing it to them! (J/K... sorta )

Cherrypie, if Mohammed can't come to the mountain, can the mountain come to Mohammed?

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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