If we're sticking to the double meaning connotation...

When I wake in the morning and it's still dark and I get out of bed and take one step and slide through his puke which he left as a prize for me right on the carpet, directly at the edge of the hardwood floors!

Cats hate puking on something that can be cleaned up easily!

Mother *&$#ing Cat!

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