YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM ARKANSAS IF:
submitted by Skeeter & Bubba thanx

"Vacation" means goin' through Harrison on the way to Branson.
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You've seen all the biggest bands...ten years after their last hit.
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You measure distance in minutes.
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Down South, to you, means Louisiana.
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You have no problem spelling or pronouncin' "Ouachita" or "Possum
Grape." (OUACHITA IS PRONOUNCED' WASH-A TAW'..FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY NOT BE FAMILIAR
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You know what "Toad Suck" and "Booger Holler" are. (towns)
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Your school classes were cancelled because of cold, heat, a tornado.
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You've rode the school bus for an hour...each way. ...........(BOY, HAVE I BEEN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)..ONE+
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You've ever had to switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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You think ethanol makes your truck run a lot better.
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Stores don't have bags or carts...they have sacks and buggys.
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You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
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You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it,
no matter what time of the year.
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You end your sentences with a preposition, for example,"Where's my coat
at?".... "What's that made out of?"
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All the festivals around the state are named after a food, bricks, or
lumber.
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Priming was your first job...and you know what it means.
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You say catty-wampus and tumped over.
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You know the difference between a deer dog, a duck dog and a coon dog by
the way they bark.
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You put security lights on your house and your garage and leave both of
them unlocked.
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Pulaski County is considered a foreign or exotic place.
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You consider being a "Beef Queen" an honour.
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You carry jumper cables in your car.
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You faithfully drink Pepsi, Mt. Dew, or Dr. Pepper everyday of your
life.
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You know what a"cow drop" is.
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You have your own secret bbq sauce.
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You or your neighbours have more dogs than you have family
members.