I'm terribly, terribly, terribly...oh hell...I'm fuckin confused!

I have never ever...in my many years on this planet...heard that oil will make ones balls hang low! It's body temperature...pure and simple! How could oil help...or the lack of, hinder?

I don't know where you got this notion phelan...but I beg to differ! Oils might make it fun to squish and grope when they hang low...but oils DO NOT make them hang low because you smather them on!

There may be one exception to this rule...the oils that warm to the body as they are applied. But...baby oil:NO! Cooking oil:NO! Body lotion, margarine, butter, shea butter...etc., etc., etc. NO NO NO NO NO!

If you are warm down there...they will hang. Plain and simple!

*shakes head and wobbles out of the thread*

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~